Amazon link for -FREE- The Cosmic Comedy Collection.
As promised, Amazon now has THE COSMIC COMEDY COLLECTION for free.
Here’s the link to get it for free.
Reviewers wanted.
In the modern world, bookstores are dominated by unthinking algorithms which base a book’s ‘exposure’ (how many people it is shown to) on its popularity (how many people have already seen it). There’s an obvious paradox there, sort of like when you are out of a job and you are told in an interview for a job that because you don’t have a job already you are not desirable for a job.
Writer’s have to bootstrap themselves into the limelight.
But, luckily, humans are still more important than algorithms.
That’s where you come in.
This is Phillip. He is 33 years old and always wanted to be an author and comedian. Phillip has sadly suffered from NOT MANY REVIEWS for some years now, and he is starting to turn transparent as a result. One day he may fade entirely, and be only dimly remembered by his favourite smells, orange and sandalwood. To stop Phillip and his writer friends from fading into obscurity, you can donate some words today.
If you are the reviewing type, please write a simple, honest review of THE COSMIC COMEDY COLLECTION on Amazon (once you’ve got it and read it), and help the algorithm remember us. The best reviews get used for ads, which really helps the books sell, which makes future books possible.
Additionally, books with over 50 reviews are eligible for complicated marketing things too boring to mention here, which I would use to make the book even more popular.
Also, if you like the book, tell a friend. It’s not like getting it will cost them any money, the book is free!
All our books are 100% human-written. We even hire human artists for the chapter art, human editors for the editing. All our readers are human too.
So if you know a human and think they would like a funny book, now is the time to contact them using your magical anxiety rectangle, or psychic powers. Whichever works.
Bonus, get another, bigger book for free (in the future)
And, if you are interested in being an advanced reader for my next personal Science Fiction + Comedy project, WHO KILLED THE HUMANS? feel free to email me at fanmail@realphillipcarter.com and I will add you to the list. I am looking for people who I can trust to write a review on the first week of the book’s release, so a screenshot of your TCCC review might earn you some brownie points. I’ve never done a big marketing push for a book before, so this is all new to me. I am open to suggestions.
I’ll also try to have some paperbacks available for UK and US based reviewers if you have accessibility issues with eBooks. Just let me know what you need and I’ll see what I can do.
If you’re a professional book reviewer / social media type of person, let me know.
