Free 'Beyond Human' stories
Today’s promo is BEYOND HUMAN, a promo just for non-human characters, such as lawyers1. It’s a free promo that I think you will love2
Bad jokes aside, this is a great promo, and I am proud to be in it.
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Lazy, overdone jokes are the done thing on Substack right now. That, and horrendous dating advice. It doesn’t matter that some lawyers are decent, only that we can score quick social points
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Love is not real. Other humans are just meat robots. Buy my $500 seminar and I will teach you how to hypnotise them to enlarge or shrink their bits