I put a new short story on Youtube

And you can listen to it here

Not much news today, other than my dentist has “ran out of funding” and is abandoning me mid treatment. By the time you see this and watch my video, I will be walking around the town centre and bothering anyone who looks like they could remove a tooth. That is not a joke, so if I sound a bit weird in this video, it’s because I am high on painkillers for a tooth that should have been fixed 4 weeks ago.

I’d go to trading standards but there are more entertaining ways of wasting my time, like filling a bath with wasps.

Enjoy the story!