What do you want for Christmas?

This is a short post, and I don’t care if you don’t celebrate Christmas, anything I do for it will be open to anyone reading this post.

So,

What do you want for Christmas?

A new free chapter of an upcoming book?

A highlight reel of my best stand-up clips?

A republishing of an old short story?

A magical horse that contains a universe which contains a horse which contains a universe which contains another horse?

Let me know. I might be able to work something out.

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